The 10 Commandments – not a trap – a map (Penn Ave. Baptist Church in SE)

In case you were wondering - I have decided to start preaching. I may as well since I am one of few that actually read these signs as I drive to work to make the time go by faster. In addition, since I was busy and all day yesterday, I did not get to post any of the amusing tales of "S", So here goes.

Let me back up a little, the whole reason for driving to work yesterday was the Capitals Game the night before (thanks Trey!) and the 5 (?) beers I had for dinner. I did not feel like getting out of bed and moving at the speed of lightening like I usually do – so I was slow, it was raining and I wanted coffee. I also had a run in with a 20-year old drunk kid named John after the Caps game last night who insisted on spitting, err, I mean having a conversation with me loud enough for the rest of the train to hear. Thank god I was able to duck out at L'Enfant Plaza and he continued on the "Special Blue" from Gallery Place (still trying to figure this out) Therefore, I decided to take my headache and my time and just drive into work Wednesday. As I made my trek down Pennsylvania Avenue and was thinking about what I would do this weekend. It dawned on me as I read yet another sign that on Friday, January 13, 2006, if I so choose (and according to the sign) I could go to the Church of Jesus Christ, Inc. and go to the seminar on "The Truth Behind Hip Hop." I did not realize there was truth behind it although it is interesting to find out what that is. I love the ghetto. Anywho....

I drove again today although there was no excitement this morning. Maybe on the way home or during lunch when I will venture over to Hecht's at Metro Center to replace the pair of shoes that my dogs decided they (he - we know who it was) wanted to eat after I left the house yesterday (Jack has a shoe fetish) with an even cuter pair which will remain on lockdown so the little bastards will not end up at Peking (oliquoretChineseour, chinefriedd and fried chicken store -HA!) being used for General TsoÂ’s and Hunan Meals.

And one last thing, I finally rode the "Yellow Line of Sunshine" Last Friday..it was so wonderful that I already forgot about itÂ…Â…. That will probably be the first and the last time riding the waste of a line. We will see, you never know.

~S~