My Fantasy Football :)

No pictures of Colorado to post, since I can’t find my Kodak Picture CD. I’m hoping I left it at S’s house – my hangover on Sunday prolly prevented me from gathering all my belongings (even though S did manage to sneak in a grocery-trip’s worth of food into my bag – thanks babe! The garlic bread is super-delicious!). I was witness to S’s face-plant – it was as though she was in slow-motion, very bizarre – and I did help her up, but b/c of my wine-infused drunkenness I just pushed her into the bathroom to clean up her lip herself – luckily, JJ came to the rescue. Sorry S – that wasn’t very nice of me. I think I was wondering why I didn’t have a drink in my hand, since I had all night…anyway, face deformity and all, S, you’ll always be beautiful to me. J The party was a big success, and our little S is quite the little hostess. Yay!

I can say that today I had a very pleasant ‘chro ride. The OC was practically a ghost-town, which was fine by me – I think it even made the heathens more pleasant, b/c I actually got a compliment on my new iPod case (thanks S, I heart my Kate!). However, the smooth commute ended when I got off at Farragut West and was obviously the only person who didn’t know that the 17th Street exit was closed, b/c it was a holiday. Oh, and I was also the only person who didn’t know it was a HOLIDAY. Jebus, wtf is wrong with me? I think I was still drunk this morning, so I blame some of it on that. Did I drink last night, you ask? No, but I think I drank enough on Saturday for it to be possible…I second S’s resolution #1.

Well, the college football season comes to a close on Wednesday night, and that’ll leave a HUGE hole in my Saturday afternoons/evenings. I am so happy that TCU managed to pull it off on Saturday – they nearly gave me a heart attack. Thank Jebus the NFL playoffs are this weekend, with games on Saturday. Ok, this is bad – I sound like a man, and that’s no way to land one now, is it?? How about this: I’m looking forward to having my Saturdays free to shop. Yeah…shop…that’s it…

Go Fightin’ Irish, Go West Virginia, Go Penn and Go Texas. I think that covers the BCS Bowls. Don’t ask about the NFL Playoffs – my team(s) don’t play this weekend, so I don’t really care - except for you, Carson Palmer – how come I’m just now noticing how HOT you are???!!!! Are you interested in an older woman? Yeah yeah, only by 2 months, but whatevs. What's with me and QBs??

I’m out – all this talk of Carson is too much, and I feel like I’m somehow cheating on Peyton. S’ok, I know I live in a dream world, but that’s the only way I maintain my sanity. Just ask my friends.

Word to your mutha.

B